1. Buy something light and floaty like a pastel vintage slip (you can pick one up on EBAY or at your local thrift store for just a few bucks), as well as some silky ribbon, fabric dye, and slick paint (koshi luvs Tulip Matte Dimensional Fabric Paint) in black or some other dark color...
2. After a few practice runs on a piece of paper, paint pretty little doodles on both sides of your garment. Dry flat.
3. Carefully following the instructions on your dye pack, filling the bottom of a large tub with only a few inches of dye. (Work outdoors if you can) Gently dip the hem of your garment in the dye until you are satisfied with the color. Hang dry.
4. Tie some ribbon at the waist and Voila... Koshi made you do it! Aren't you glad you did? Now go be fabulous...